Since it appears Kate has returned ready for a date I thought I'd do her a favour and find someone suitable.
And after a little searching I think I found a good candidate currently living in Ontario. He describes himself as caring, optimistic, quiet, patient, handy, and creative, so he must be a at least worth a look, right? Furthermore, he likes motorcycles, has a doctorate degree and works in engineering.
Well, okay, so maybe he's not a perfect fit, seeing as he's married. But that's not a show-stopper, as he's looking for a 2nd, 3rd and 4th wife!
As he says:
I should say that my current wife is a good muslima. She cannot have/does not want to have more children...I would like to follow the sunnah and advice of the prophet Muhammad's (mpbuh) to have more than one wife and to have more good muslim children...It makes him proud on judjement day.Okay, so you'll have to compromise a little. As we all know, relationships are hard.
In the social setting, I am
Better in small groups
Heh. Like a cell?
So, Jaeger has a death wish?
Cheers
Christ. One wife is bad enough...only a sadomasochist would goo looking for more!
It's been nice knowing you Jaeger. Talk about a suicidal bummer...
Get that Mohammed to Dr. Heba, ASAP!
Her phone number is in the Koran.
Heba's veiled, but observant.
Heba advises filling the tank regularly. ...-
An Arab Therapist Seeks to Lift the Veil On a Touchy Subject
Wall Street Journal ^ | October 11, 2006 | Mariam Fam
Posted on 10/11/2006 5:19:18 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A veiled and observant Muslim medical doctor, Ms. [Heba] Kotb is a Cairo-based sex therapist -- which makes her a pioneer in this part of the world. She combines Islam and tradition with science and modernity, encouraging her conservative and religious audience to discuss a topic largely shunned in public.
Doing so, she says, will help save many a troubled marriage in the Arab world and rescue the young from inaccurate sexual information. "Sexual relations are like a gas station ... If the gas is no good, the car will break," she says. "This is what happens to marriages in the Arab world; most of them are in shambles." ...-
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1717790/posts
...i'd marry Kate in a heartbeat, but it's the leaving on a motorcycle from the chapel that scares me...
What does "looking for a 2nd , 3rd, or 4th wife" mean .
Mohammad sbuh can't keep track of his wives?
Does he not know how many wives he has, or does he not follow chronilogical order?
Isn't "muslima" such a sexy word? Wassalaam.
"One wife is bad enough...only a sadomasochist would go looking for more!"
I probably have enough faults for 4 wives to point out ... I kinda like only my top 25 highlighted ... ever day ... day in, day out ...
The thing I would most like to change about the world Introduce and implement shareea gradually may be through educational means
Since he didn't say "by slitting the throats of Infidels," I can only conclude that he's one of those "moderate" muzzies.
If I were in his shoes I'd insist on a wife that makes killer chicken shawarma.
Muslims sure like to have lots of kids.
Trouble is this one probably live long enough to see him become a martyr.
Via Drudge:
A 64-year-old Turkish woman has given birth to a baby boy in Istanbul, becoming the second oldest mother in the world, a hospital spokesman said.
After 35 years of trying, Memnune Tiryaki became pregnant through in vitro fertilization -- by egg transfer from a donor -- in the breakaway Turkish sector of Cyprus and delivered her baby by Cesarean section on Monday in the private German Hospital here.
Can't you just see the excited new parents now.
New Dad "Honey, why are you holding the baby between your knees?"
New Mom "I'm breastfeeding you idiot."
Wow annother slam Islam thread on BT. Who would have thunk it?
"I would like to follow the sunnah and advice of the prophet Muhammad's (mpbuh) to have more than one wife ...It makes him proud on judjement day."
Prouder still if you can snag a nine year old.
Inshallah.
penny: Cut the MoMan some slack, now eh? He married her at 6 but delayed consummation til age 9!
He says that polygamy is good for society, otherwise allah wouldn't have allowed it.
I guess that means that he doesn't obey our laws, only allahs.
He also says that pbuh is the best example for mankind to follow. One can only imagine, a whole world full of mass-murdering, thieving, pedophiles.
If this guy's an example of a moderate muslim in our country, we're in big trouble.
Words that describe me
Versatile, Energetic, CREATIVE, PRACTICAL, INTELLIGENT
Best aspect of my personality
Caring, optimistic, QUIET, PATIENT, HANDY
I bet this guy makes great roadside bombs! And with a PHD in Engineering, I bet he could use his own cab!
'Wow annother slam Islam thread on BT. Who would have thunk it?'
What makes one religion immune to criticism/derision, and not others? If we were mocking polygamy talking about Mormons, who would complain? If we were slamming the pope & Catholicism, would anyone raise an eyebrow?
This is the religion that the feminists are standing behind? One shakes ones head. Guess its only the right wingers now who believe in a sole spouse.
jonny
'Wow annother slam Islam thread on BT. Who would have thunk it?'
Your right, its just to easy........
lang
When did feminists announce unilateral support for Islam? It seems to me, a feminist can be of any religious persuasion.
The second portion of your comment is absolutely oozing with intolerance. By "right wingers" you mean to say Christians? Are you making a value judgement of another religion based on the dubious reporting of a single case of polygamy? Wasn't Charles Manson a Christian? Does this mean that "it is only the Budhists now who believe in not committing murders?"
"Right wing" is not the opposite of Muslim, my friend. There are rabid "right-wingers" involved with Islam. In fact, they belong to such groups as Al Qaeda and the Taliban. Saddam Husein was the most extreme form of "right-winger," a fascist.
Rama Dama,
Tell me, is it all Muslims that make bombs or just this particular polygamist?
This is like a flashback to 1948 Quebec when the church was pushing the idea that all good catholic families should strive for nine to eleven children per family.
The covert idea was to outpace the english speaking protestants and thereby gain political control of the province.
Bigger numbers swelled the offerings in church plates and so contributed to the Vatican*s well-being as well.
This plot worked much better in Mexico. Something in the water makes Quebecers smarter and seeing through the scheme, the birthrate today there has fallen to 1 - 2 per family.
During a documentary on female Muslim terrorist prisoners serving several life terms for atrocities, I noticed how they would declare with pride the number of children they mothered.
The usual basic minimum number was six children. They seem to have the *go forth and multiply * part down pat.
It*s 1948 all over again. = TG
Let's stop to think for a bit here. Earth has only a few more breeding age males (than females). The number is barely 1% more. So basically, by going for polygamy you say male-X cannot marry at all.
What do we do with the extra males?
Traditionally the answer has been to kill them off via war: Today that is done using terror.
So, by this logic, by supporting polygamy you support terror.
Now, if you could bring polyandry up to big enough to balance things, the problem would go away: But, polyandry only works in isolated high-income areas. We do not have enough of those areas.
Thus, we are stuck with having to make polygamy go away.
As for me, as I'm single, I'm available and I have a feeling that I'd be a significantly more attractive option for our beloved Kate than the fascinating but weird Muslim dude at the link... I don't go around incessantly saying Allah this, Allah that or peace be upon so-and-so this & that like some nutcase...
Besides, our blogs are now sharing space as nominees under the heading, "Best Conservative Blog" at the Canadian Blog Awards '06...
http://thecanadiansentinel.blogspot.com/2006/10/sentinel-gets-nominated-for-best.html
I see I have a mountain to climb, as, after all, it's Small Dead Animals I'm up against, plus other excellent blogs, but to simply be nominated along with Kate is an astonishing honor.
I've noticed that Kate hasn't posted on this subject. Am I the only one who is interested in what Kate has to say? Come on girl! Don't keep us in the dark.
Who says Muslims are uncompromising in their quest to please Allah?
“I intend to keep working with my children ….. to help them memorize Quran and Hadeeth”
“How important is intelligence?- Depends on the rest of the person”
That means it doesn’t matter if she doesn’t carry any intelligent genes to pass on to his offspring as long as she looks like Queen Rania.
It’s interesting that he has so much gratitude for blessings from Allah but never any gratitude for the Western culture that developed all the material things that makes his life so cozy.
Kate has been extremely busy and pretty much exhausted since getting home yesterday afternoon.
Charles Manson a Christian??? What sort of moonbat thinking is that? Only in the sense that you're a Pagan if born in Africa, Athiest if born in Europe, Christian if born in the USA, and Native Indian Spiritualist if born in Canada, I suppose.
Interesting how this guy brazenly ignores the secular laws of the country he resides in.
A better question, Forain, is when have feminists, regardless of their religion, publicly denounced the sorry state of Muslim women? Burqas, polygamy, stonings, genital mutilations, illiteracy, voter disenfranchisement, segregation, forced marriages....haven't see any of those issues addressed on the NOW site. Have you? No women's studies departments organizing campus protests either. Have you seen any?
"There are rabid "right-wingers" involved with Islam"...."In fact, they belong to such groups as Al Qaeda and the Taliban."
No kidding, but, the more pervasive Islamic "right wingers" are also involved with Whabbism - the Saudi export, most maddrasses and mosques, the general restrictions status of women in the ME, Iran, the cartoon riots, yada, yada yada....that broadens the scope of Islamic right winger fascism doesn't it.
By the way, Saddam was a secular fascist not religious one.
Wow annother slam Islam thread on BT. Who would have thunk it?
Posted by: Real Conservative at October 11, 2006
Given your affiliations, I can understand your discomfort. But please, ... allow me to add to it, however slightly. I am a Real New Democrat, and I have to be frank with you. While I am alternatively amused, disgusted, shocked, and sometimes genuinely terrified by the tone and content (if you can call it that) of many of the posts on Small Dead Rhodents, my partisan streak forces me to see a silver lining in even the darkest of clouds.
During the last election the CBC allowed the host of this fine site to be one of their commentators. My hope is that this will happen next time as well, and not just KKKate/KHate herself, but some of her devotees as well, and not just the CBC, but other media outlets too.
I think it would be kind of amusing watching Harper and McKay squirm and sweat trying to dissociate themselves from these people, when the nuts and kooks themselves are all hollering VOTE CONSERVATIVE! And then a second round of entertainment could be had a few days later, reading all the hurt, angry posts here from people mad as Hell that their leaders are not ballsy enough to praise and acknowledge their support base.
'Real New Democrat' empathizing with 'Real Conservative.'
Watch out for the low hanging...wack! Doh!
In the meantime, please continue to post - as I said, nobody could find better salesmen for the Conservative Party than you and your high priest, Jack.
As with all match making sites you have to read between the lines to get the truth.
rides motorcyles...a Honda 65cc
Doctorate degree...from www.affordabledegrees.com
works in engineering...sanitation engineer at McDonalds
"Introduce and implement shareea gradually maybe through educational means". Guess after twenty years he's still not comfortable with Canadian law. No hidden agenda here, it's all out in the open.
Budd Campbell...the only squirming and twisting you are going to see on election night is when your party is reduced to rump status, quite possibly even losing enough seats to deny them Federal funding..THAT i would pay to see..
Poor Jack! and his misguided sychophants, moaning about the inequity of it all..boo hoo hoo..!!
In the meantime, please continue to post - as I said, nobody could find better salesmen for the Conservative Party than you and your high priest, Jack.
Posted by: Irwin Daisy at October 12, 2006
Keep it up Irwin. People like you are proof positive that not every Liberal smear tactic is completely without foundation. If only it were, but alas, there's just too many posters here flailing away at Muslims and gays and unions to be ignored.
The Liberals have been living off their characterization of the Tory Party as the repository for the nation's rednecks and bigots ever since the election of 1972. One would think that a rational Conservative would want to see this profitable game of their's ended, and indeed they do, ... but then there's all the irrational Conservatives who just cannot change their minds, and will not change the subject.
Let me repeat what I said. I really do hope the CBC and the other media give this site and its host and adherents as much play as possible. That will be good news for the NDP, although admittedly some of the benefit might accrue to the Liberals, but probably not too much given the antics of such Toronto luminaries as Derek Lee, Joe Volpe and Jimmy K.
Penny,
You are remarkable.
Is Feminist a curse word for you?
Is it your contention that the opression of women is indemic to Islam? Requisite?
My appologies for the confusion, I used Saddam as an example of "right-wing," not as a Muslim.
Yeh, yeh, on line dating isn't all it's cracked up to be. Kate seems like a good catch but what is "offered" in personal profiles and the "truth" are often two very different things.
Here are ways that a WOMAN describes herself online in her profile and next to it is the real TRUTH! This is experience talking!!
40-ish................................49
Adventurious.................slept with everyone
Athletic......................no boobs
Average looking...................ugly
Beautiful....................Pathological liar
Contagious smile.............does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure...........on medication
Feminist........................fat
Free spirit......................junkie
Friendship first...............former slut
Fun..............................annoying
New age..........body hair in wrong places
Old fashion.....................no BJ's
Open minded.....................desperate
Outgoing.............Loud & embarrassing
Passionate.............Sloppy drunk
Professional.....................bit*h
Voluptuous.................Very fat
Large frame..................Hudgely fat
Wants soul mate..............Stalker
Gentlemen, if looking for a mate online, beware the mentioned warning signs! KNOW how to read them or be sorry! As mentioned, this is EXPERIENCE speaking!!
Redneck: Scottish highlander term for lowlander Presbyterians.
It seems to me there, Budd, that the NDP are the crowned bigots and racists. Just ask the Jews, Christians and anybody who isn't a Marxist. You might want to think twice about throwing accusations like those around.
And BTW, there is no "good news" for the NDP - just ask Bob Rae, now that Ignatieff has made his most recent racial gaffe.
Irwin Daisy,
"It seems to me there, Budd, that the NDP are the crowned bigots and racists. Just ask the Jews, Christians and anybody who isn't a Marxist."
Jews and Christians aren't races. It's true that Marx didn't support religions, but he was actually criticizing complacency within an oppressive system, including the potential complacency of minority groups within a dominant culture. Racial and ethnic minorities and gays are all groups that he would firmly support. You know that though, don't you? Isn't it that fact that you actually dislike?
The Jews would beg to differ. Regardless of your opinion, they not only mark themselves by religion, but also by race. Anti-semitism is indeed racism.
And aren't Jews an ethnic minority as well? In fact, wasn't Marx a Jew? The rest of your speculating is childish, befitting a person who vociferously claims to be 'formally' educated.
Furthermore, who gives a crap about what Marx thought, other than Marxist monsters.
"Introduce and implement shareea gradually maybe through educational means".
That's not a man Baby!
That's Provincial Liberal Marion Boyd ...
"In December, former Ontario attorney-general Marion Boyd opened the door for sharia in Canada by recommending 'Muslim principles' for potential use in family arbitration. Custody disputes, for example, could be settled outside of the provincial family-court system using sharia principles.
Ms. Boyd said Ontario should collect and analyze sharia case law to determine whether criticisms that it 'systematically discriminates' against women are well-founded. Her recommendation was denounced by several Muslim organizations, but the province is still considering the issue."
*lol*
Irwin Daisy,
Are all people that point out your errors childish?
You begin a discussion of Marx and, when it doesn't go your way, you say "who cares?" *lol*
Hey, Forain, I asked you a couple of direct questions, but, instead you're back with more tedious gamey semantic drivel. My questions weren't meant to be rhetorical or optional. I asked you a couple of questions.
And, Forain, seconding Irwin, who gives a rat's ass about Marx. By every empirical measurement communism was a failure - economically, agriculturally, socially, environmentally, life expectancy, in the creative realm, etc. It was a catastrophic failure. Never mind the tens of millions dead that Solzhenitsyn estimated at over 30 million in the USSR alone. Are you too blissfully clueless to not have noticed that it collapsed in a big thud and no one in the Eastern Europe or Russia wants it back, that China is moving to a free market model?
Still awaiting the answers to my questions....
"One wife is bad enough...only a sadomasochist would goo looking for more!"
And now you know why Islam has such a ready supply of suicide bombers.
forain,
"lol," racist and and a garden variety of cliched insults. Words cast in the wind by a retreating socialist. It's all so banal.
RE: "During the last election the CBC allowed the host of this fine site to be one of their commentators. My hope is that this will happen next time as well, and not just KKKate/KHate herself, but some of her devotees as well, and not just the CBC, but other media outlets too.
I think it would be kind of amusing watching Harper and McKay squirm and sweat trying to dissociate themselves from these people, when the nuts and kooks themselves are all hollering VOTE CONSERVATIVE! And then a second round of entertainment could be had a few days later, reading all the hurt, angry posts here from people mad as Hell that their leaders are not ballsy enough to praise and acknowledge their support base."
Posted by: Budd Campbell at October 12, 2006 12:08 PM
Well, Budd Campbell:
You are likely correct in assuming that the CBC and some of the other media would take great pleasure in guiding such a discussion towards that sort of lopsided conclusion. The MSM are experts at this sort of thing. So what other brilliant ideas can you come up with? I am sure that all the Liberal/NDP fartcatchers and dirty trick hatchers are watching this site, eagerly trolling for kernels of wisdom such as yours. Who knows, they may even put you on their payroll?? And of course, you should be present at any such discussion too, to take credit for such great strategic insight. After all, such 'brilliance' should not go unrewarded.
Some time back I asked Budd to back his claim as I backed mine with links and solid references.
Budd never showed on that thread again.
Penny is challanging someone in this thread.
Usually the *leftists* just fade away to another thread. = TG