A Perennial Question

PETA . Not completely sure but I think it means People Eating Tasty Animals

the chicken crossed the road because the blog servers on that side had better performance...

To see Gregory Peck

Joe Volpe: "I most gratefully accept a $5400 cheque from this chicken. It is abundantly clear this chicken typifies the feelings of the majority of Canadian chickens; it is patently obvious that this chicken is Liberal! It will courageously resist change, for change, as everyone knows, will result in Canadian chickens turning into American eagles; that could not be a good thing, as pride doth come before a fall. This chicken can strut proudly back to the side of the road from whence it came, secure in the knowledge that its financial support will be put to good use fighting the New Democrat buzzards, which could NEVER feed themselves but for our Liberal benevolence. We will also defend this chicken against the terrible excesses of the vicious Conservative lions, who do not wish to share their kill with other animals, even though 'the kill' obviously belongs to all ALL the animals."

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was shitting too much on this side of the road so traded it to the other side of the road for some C02 credits.

http://www.tomax7.com/comedyz/zchicken.htm

Sorry, if this double posts...did a refresh and didn't see it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

http://www.tomax7.com/comedyz/zchicken.htm

Cerberus:

A lefty I can read and enjoy.

The late Gregory Peck had a favorite chicken joke.

Why did the chicken cross the street?
It wanted to see Gregory Peck.

One man's lobster catches is another man's "successful crustacean liberations".

The Lobster Liberation Army Needs You. Volunteer Now. Enrol at a fishmarket near you. ...-

"In fact, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) hears from so many people who want to help after seeing lobsters languishing in grocery store tanks, we've set up a Web site with tips on successful crustacean liberations."

Somebody, please notify PETA.

Help free Art, the Pig. ...-

It's art, says the naked woman who'll hug a dead pig on stage

The Daily Mail (UK) ^ | August 18, 2006
It's art, says the naked woman who'll hug a dead pig on stage 08:29am 18th August 2006 Kira O'Reilly will provide her own answer today by spending four hours naked, hugging a dead pig - at the taxpayer's expense. ...- free republic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a leftist, dhimmi, moonbat asshat.

Why did Belinda Stronach cross the Parliamentary road?

Because instead of being the Minister of Democratic Renewal she wanted to demonstrate democratic frustration!

Why did Svend Robinson cross the road? He was stuck in the chicken.

c'mon now the reason the chicken crossed the road is to get to the other side trying to get away from svend and his hot rock or um stolen diamond.

maz2: Everyone's a critic. PETA's already on the case of the dead pig as art.

PETA: "As Miss O'Reilly seems to have to depend on the shock value of using a murdered pig as a prop, perhaps lacking the talent to make it as a proper artist, may we suggest she take up a day job instead to pay the bills?"

This may be the first and only time I find myself in agreement with PETA.

JEAN CHRÉTEIN -- Da chicken crossed da road to prove it crossed da road, and dat's da proof it proved da proof it proved it crossed da road.

timR every time you cook bacon, fry a pork chop or bbq ribs, it's murdered pig time. YEE HAW slathered in bbq sauce I'll probably eat it while it's still squealin'

Paul Martin: "Fundamentally, the chi-chi-chicken crossed the road, because fundamentally, the pppp-polls told him he should cross the road, not because it was fundamentally necessary to cross the road, but because public opinion told him he should. And I will give him a big fat government grant if he will also vote for me."

Jack Layton: "Well, I think it's disgraceful that we are allowing the chicken to cross the road to get to that private medical centre. So what if his neck is half-broken, he should have to wait in line like the rest of us! We need a public enquiry called asap to find out why this chicken was allowed to cross the road; and we need to stand up for ordinary working chickens everywhere who cannot afford private health care!"

rebarbarian,

"Why did Svend Robinson cross the road? He was stuck in the chicken."

er ... make that rooster.

the hesbo chicken did not have the balls to cross the road, so he lobbed rockets at children instead

Personally, I like this one that one of my wee nephews used to say:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because he was handcuffed to the squirrel.

Going off on a tangent from PETA, you've heard of the native tribe known as Vegans?

Loosely translated, the tribal name means "lousy hunters."

I know, I know. Enough already.

The chicken was offered a place with god and 72 virgin chickens.