32 Replies to “Same-Simian Rights”

  6. RRRING
    Aaaand they’rrrre OFF!
    Aaaaand, it’s Interspecies marriage edging ahead of polygamy,….
    Polygamy ,…Interspecies Marriage, polygamy…. No it’ssss interspecies marriage, wiiiidening the lead!
    Humour/off
    Nope sorry, there is really no topping a monkey in a wedding dress.

  9. Kate, THANKS! I needed the really good laugh this gave me. 🙂
    BTW, who’s the Groom? One of our regular lefty Trolls? 🙂

  12. SSM – Simian sex marriage, Spanish socialist style.
    The NDP and Liberals should take note of their Spanish counterparts latest victory in progressive socialism. Hell, bring forward chimps as candidates. Wait a second, Olivia Chow?

  14. H/T Charles Darwin: Scopes Trial court documents:
    I’m My Own Grandpa
    ( Lonzo & Oscar )
    It sounds funny, I know,
    But it really is so,
    Oh, I’m my own grandpa.
    I’m my own grandpa.
    I’m my own grandpa.
    It sounds funny, I know,
    But it really is so,
    Oh, I’m my own grandpa.
    Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
    I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
    This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
    My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.
    This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
    My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father’s wife. #
    http://users.cis.net/sammy/grandpa.htm

  15. GAwd I love socialists…just when you think they’re as entertaining as they can be, they top themselves yet again.
    Oh and Maz2, you’ll like this

  16. Well, that’s bizarre.
    But not surprising.
    Remember when SSM was nothing more than a pipedream of the extreme fringes of the left, before the Libranos actually imposed it upon society?
    Well, there’s now a movement on the extreme fringes of the left towards ending the prohibition against pedophilia.
    The rhetoric with that is the same as it was for the gay movement and for SSM. You’ve got to see the post for yourself exposing this extraordinarily disturbing movement just getting underway… prepare for the standard leftist “human rights” and “we’re not bad people” rhetoric:
    http://www.northamericanpatriot.com/a_north_american_patriot/2006/04/carnival_of_ped.html
    And think about this: Islam permits pedophilia. The left is hellbent on accommodating whatever is a part of any supposed religion outside of the JudeoChristian ones… we’ve seen young boys permitted by the courts to carry big, sharp knives to school just ’cause they’re Sikhs. We’ve heard about Muslim women getting their driver’s licence photo taken while wearing the burkha… next, polygamy and pedophilia… the arguments will be the same: “who does it harm, as long as it’s about love?” Imagine being forced to live in a suddenly Mohammedian society… those who actually know about Islam and its Prophet will understand the serious danger of that, once the ball gets rolling, legally…
    It’s part of the slippery slope. SSM was predicted. Polygamy was predicted, and the Libranos actually commissioned a study to look into the possibility… y’all see where the left is taking the world?

  17. Well, well. What do you suppose the Muslim population of Spain will say to this?
    Sons of pigs and monkeys?

  19. Dave (2:22 p.m.):
    How do you know this chimp’s the bride? There’s no telling anymore.
    Poor monkey: I’m still laughing–but I think s/he’s secretely screaming: “GET ME OUTTA THIS GETUP AND OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!! I ain’t marryin’ NO HUMAN. Whatsa’ matta wid dese homo sapiens–emphasis on the homo–anyway?”
    Isn’t that what s/he’s saying?

  20. ” men and monkeys have roughly 98 percent of their genes in common.”
    We also share something like 50% in common DNA with pumpkins!

  24. I think the Muslims in Spain are behind this. They see it a possible new source of virgins to fill future demand.
    Actually didn’t the Spaniards vote in a bunch of primates to government right after their surrender to the terrorists who bombed the Madrid Train system?
    I predict more and more nepotism for Spain.
    And a lot of young horny male chimps running around looking for love!

  25. …I remember reading somewhere we all started as female in the womb…
    Then some of the developing brains release testosterone and there a male developes.
    Just goes to show you, males were the ones using their brains from the start.

  26. What a blessing, not to be PC: I enjoyed the posts here tremendously. Loads of laughs and no guilt whatsoever! (Poor liberals–feeling guilty, for nothing worthwhile, all the time. What a downer.)

  28. Once these Spanish monkeys get human rights , they can start posting pictures of the contributors at Rabble.

  29. Every time I see that monkey, I crack up. Thanks for the belly laughs, Kate.
    Careful, mike f? It seems to me it’s the Spaniards that need to be careful. A chimp just went amok in an African country and killed a guy.

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