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By Kate on April 29, 2005 8:13 PM | 5 Comments

And you thought lining up at the Home Depot checkout seemed like an eternity.

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5 Comments

dave | April 29, 2005 11:06 PM

More stiffs per square yard, (plus they still get to poison the water table).

Kate | April 30, 2005 12:12 AM

You know, maybe they bury them head first? Whichever, it sort of takes the gloss of "eternal rest".

rob | April 30, 2005 12:32 AM

Yea, but it's pre drilled for easier insertion.

Candace | April 30, 2005 1:42 AM

that's just sick & weird. Besides, the bodies wouldn't be standing, they'd be all slumped up. And in Canada they have to be encased in concrete (re said water tables) so ...

Do I want to eat a cow that's been grazing on grass growing over dead bodies? EWWWWWW

Jay | April 30, 2005 1:48 AM

The hole is dug 3 meters deep, that's uh I guess about 9 feet. So you toss a six footer in there, that only leaves three feet of dirt over them. I never really thought about it but I would have thought "six feet under" is at least *almost* a law.

A few good rainstorms or a small flood and you could have something that looks like the people garden in the movie Motel Hell (or if you prefer the series Lexx, that fantasy garden supposedly on Potatoho).

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