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It's Not The Size Of The Tool

By Kate on April 22, 2005 10:04 PM | 7 Comments

Is there such a thing as a fruit-flavoured, glow in the dark "butterfly tickler" tape measure? Because I think that might help.

7 Comments

rob | April 22, 2005 10:08 PM

Ya, but with shorter bodies do they have enough blood to fill the gap, or do they pass out trying?

howie meeker | April 22, 2005 10:29 PM

Call up Lovecraft, and ask for their home tools department ;-)

BrightLeaf | April 22, 2005 10:33 PM

Kate, did you not ever study physics? You measure the volume of displaced water and then divide by the circumference. Simple. Quick. Accurate.

Cal | April 22, 2005 11:40 PM

"but seriously, do women know about shrinkage?"

Candace | April 22, 2005 11:45 PM

we might know about it, but we're far too polite & considerate to mention it ;-)

maz2 | April 23, 2005 8:08 AM

The dead sea scrolls?

BTW, Jumpin' Jack is offering Payola a life-line.

Mmmmm...

In return, Captain Payola is preparing a gift for Jackie: a ship-in-a-bottle. It will look cute in Jack's orfice down by the waterfront in TO in his riding which is ?

Anchors, aweigh.

m | April 25, 2005 3:06 PM

So they don't look too much different in the locker room. Does anyone (guy or gal) really care about flaccid size?

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