Into The Pit

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I was very hard up at one time - when I was living in Friar-street - and I used to frequent a house kept by a betting-man, near the St George's Surrey Riding-school. A man I knew used to supply this betting-man with rats. I waw at this public-house one night when this rat-man comes up to me, and says he, "Hallo! my pippin; here, I want you: I want you to make a match. Will you kill thirty rats against my dog?" So I said, "Let me see the dog first;" and I looked at his mouth, and he was an old dog; so I says, "No, I won't go in for thirty; but I don't mind trying at twenty." He wanted to make it twenty-four, but I wouldn't. They put the twenty in the rat-pit and the dog went in first and killed his, and he took a quarter of an hour and two minutes. Then a fresh lot were put in the pit, and I began; my hands were tied behind me. They always make an allowance for a man, so the pit was made closer, for you see a man can't turn round like a dog; I had half the space of the dog. The rats lay in a cluster, and then I picked them off where I wanted 'em and bit 'em between the shoulders. It was when they came to one or two that I had the work, for they cut about. The last one made me remember him, for he gave me a bite, of which I've got the scar now. It festered, and I was obliged to have it cut out. I took Dutch drops for it, and poulticed it by day, and I was bad for three weeks. They made a subscription in the room of fifteen shillings for killing these rats. I won the match, and beat the dog by four minutes. This wager was five shillings, which I had. I was at the time so hard up, I'd do anything for some money; though as far as that's concerned, I'd go into a pit now, if anybody would make it worth my while. *
A spectator's version.


Update - CTV has video links and a Mike Duffy interview.


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Hallelujah and Amen.

This is definitely a tale for insiders. I wonder if there is a connection to this blogs title - SDA? I wonder . . .???

And now this...

"Liberals put new limits on opposition motions"

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1113873239909_20/?hub=TopStories

OT, but a developing story about Maurice Strong

That would be the same Maurice Strong, along with Paul Desmarais, who are members of the Crown's Privy Council.

It's a sort of literary metaphor for the spectacle of Kinsella going after the Martinistas at the Commons accounts committee hearings.

I thought it perversely appealing to think of Kinsella with rats in his teeth.

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