Unkind Cuts

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The obvious solution is a Knife Registry, and knife control laws.

Thus providing further proof that it should be legal to chain children to a tree in the back yard.

Ol' Clarence would have been able to watch the NASCAR race in peace, never gotten angry at the kids for yelling and singing Barney tunes, and wouldn't have slit their throats.

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