Intrepid citizen journalist "Huck" is hot on the trail of members of F.A.G.*, otherwise known as the Waterkeeper Alliance*.
This is the weekend where Calgarians get to listen to such notable ecological researchers as actor Alec Baldwin and, um, socialite Marla Maples tell us how our river is dying and that our lifestyle is killing it. This, apparently, is a good thing because residents living in the Bow valley are complete idiots and wouldn't know how to properly maintain our environmental standards unless Hollywood (and Martha's Vineyard) educates us on our behalf.[...]
I'll be sure to keep you all up to date on the progress these wonderful philathropists will have accomplished this weekend, from the all-important snowshoe races to the Kenny Loggins concert.
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Hollywood stay home........ we don't need no million dollar jerks too tell us in Alberta how to look after our own rivers and streams... Maybe look at your own backyard first, oh that's right it's sitting in the ocean..ha ha..