A SERBIAN tie-maker is planning to launch a new range of penis cravats for the man who has everything.
Designer Neven Vrgoc said: “The ties are of a special shape and do not go around the neck of the man, but around his member.
“I hope male customers will buy them to create a good impression on a first date, or women might present them to men when they have been totally satisfied.”
It’s official: The world has too many reporters.
This is crazy stuff – I mean, how do you not burst out laughing when “presented with one” worn in the appropriate place. And how does a man react, when you laugh out loud?
Especially when you are pointing at ‘it’ and laughing out loud!