Live Blogging Gary Bettman

Breaking News from the NHL… Gary Bettman is now speaking about the status of the negotiations between the owners and NHL players association:

“Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah, blablah blah blah blah blah. Blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blahblah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah – bblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .”
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“Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah.”

Bob Goodenow. NHLPA Executive Director responds;

“Beak beak beak beakbeak. Beak beak beak beak beak beak, “Blah blah blah blah”. Beak beak beak, beak beak beak beak beak beak beak beak, beakbeak beak beak beak – beak beak! Beak beak beakbeak beak beak beak beak beak. Beakbeak. “

Yawn.

4 Replies to “Live Blogging Gary Bettman”

  1. Heh, seems you have it. Too bad this will not resolve quickly. One side billionaires the other side millionaires and all us poor folk just want hockey!
    The owners can’t win I think. They want the players to help them stop overspending on salaries but if they band together they get accused of colusion. The players just want a “fair” salary, but is $8 Mil a year fair or $6 Mil a year fair? Should there be a cap? Bah… play hockey!

  2. OK, now that I’ve caught my breath from the laughing…
    It just ain’t fair that you can pick up any topic and make it more readable. Not fair at all.

  3. Those nasty owners, they’re billionaires. How dare they want to earn even one dollar (the majority of them lose money as they should). The players on the other hand deserve millions each, regardless as to whether they can generate some profit for the owners who have invested millions in their respective teams.

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